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NEWS ANCHOR: Good evening! This is your main news broadcast sponsored by Oh So Yes energy drink. “Oh So Yes gives you the energy you need for your social media sessions.”
Here are our topics for today:
What is the real cause of climate change? Are we being told the whole truth about how the explosive invasion of solar panels warms the air around them? Who is lying to us?
Positive thinking may get you out of poverty. We interview well-being coach Atlas Heartfelt who woke up with a burning sensation one morning and healed himself out of poverty.
Have you ever visited the Parliament House? Have you ever wondered whether it actually exists? We haven’t been there either. We don’t even know anyone who has. How do we know who’s really making decisions? More on that coming up.
Might drinking water be unnecessary? Common sense challenges the statements made by scientists and doctors.
Our studio guest today is the social media celebrity Naked Eerik. He will reveal something exciting about the new reality show Naked Players. I’m sure it’ll be pretty juicy.
To wrap up, we’ll check out the weather ahead. Looks we’re in for another sweltering Christmas.